Although I consider my sibling the perfect companion I would ever wish for yet there are moments of our disgusting fights when I feel like pulling her hair and screaming wildly at her. At that time I practically hate everything about her, be it the way she walks or her tone or her dressing sense or even that open mouth with which she sleeps!
10. SCARE THEM TO HELL!
If your sibling is sleeping, go get some make-up and paint a clown face on your face. Then, get a flash light, and wake him up. As he opens his eyes, shine the flash light on your face. He’ll see the clown face and get really scared. That scary look will give you the happiest moments of your life. it will obviously make him sluggish and irritable and that sight of him will fill you with pleasure.
9. HER SHARE OF CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE PASTRY MAKES MY MOUTH WATER:
That gorgeous chocolate truffle pastry as if brought out the devil in me. Its not something to be awestruck about! I could have shown some humanness and left her share aside, but its presence made me feel vulnerable. I had to certainly grab this auspicious opportunity and irritate her to my fullest capabilities! and i surely did! to my heart’s content she came screaming at me, her eyes watery from disgust and her palms sweaty. oh! what a scene it was!
8. HIDE THE CAR KEYS WHEN YOUR SIBLING IS ALL SET TO ENJOY A ROAD TRIP!
This will no doubt delight you. Even the thought of it will bring a devilish smile on your lips and a look of hatred in the eyes of the victim. The victim certainly is your sibling who is such a nuisance all the time and has made your life disgusting! The look in her eyes when she sees her friends wave goodbyes to their folks and head to that beautiful picnic they had been cumulatively planning for weeks or rather months. The scenes that follow next are even more amazing. It is when you see your sibling unpack her clothes and next grabbing a book only to sheepishly cry behind it. Do i sound like a devil? sure.. i do! and i am one specially in her case !
7. EMBARRASSING VIDEO ON FB
My sibling was probably in a very jolly mood and had been acting pretty weird from the morning. The unbelievable part came when she wildly danced on item numbers and I sat there awestruck watching her! Then that idea struck me and i started recording a video. In my heart of hearts I knew that this video will surely help me in times to come. And yes! It did and even today it does! After a long intense fight she is always the one who has to bend down, bow her head and apologise, that moment as if declares me the boss!
6. LET ME SHOW HER THE CLIMAX TODAY!
My sibling is my sister who had been watching this pathetic movie from the past two hrs and had been so grossly engrossed in it that she had neither passed me a look nor answered any of my questions. This was getting on my nerves when it seemed god had finally shown me a way! Just before the climax, I changed the channel, grabbed the remote and hastily ran out on the road. Oh! Her look of intense hatred and annoyance arouse a surge of pride in me!
5. WAKE HER UP AT 5am ON A SUNDAY MORNING!
oh! how silly i had been when i forgot to switch off the alarm and ended up waking at 5 on a Sunday morning. But what hit my mind next was just so evil yet satisfactory! My sibling lay next to me snoring in her deep sleep on a Sunday morning. Looking at the content on her face might have made anybody drop this devilish idea… but not me! I had been hearing her cruel remarks and sharing the t.v. remote with her for ages. So, then i pulled a bucket of water from the bathroom and spilled the chilled water on her which appeared like a fountain . A fountain of hope and joy for me while of disgust and anger for her. She took barely 3 mins to comprehend what had just happened. That was enough time for me to run away!
4. SHE SAT TO STUDY, NOW I “HAVE TO” PLAY MUSIC ON HIGH VOLUME!
My sibling found no reason for me to hear music on loud volume seconds after she sat to study. But I certainly had a reason! She was so disappointed that she hurriedly went out of the room banging the door hard. The feeling of contentment touched my heart ! I hadn’t heard a single line of my song but could hear all what she was yelling at me through my ear-phones, though pretended to hear nothing! The disgust in her eyes made the level of satisfaction reach cloud 9!
3. TICKLE HER ON HER FEET WHEN SHE IS FAST ASLEEP!
The previous night had been particularly hard for me since she had not let me see fifa world cup i had been waiting for from days and had been glaring at a daily soap which had like always had nothing new to show!I had to take revenge for those bitter moments i had gone through. so, when she was fast asleep i tip-toed to her bed and tickled under her feet ceaselessly until she finally woke up with a start! The look she gave might have horrored someone to death but i was so used to it now that i didn’t move an inch.
2. WORE WHAT SHE HAD BEEN PLANNING TO WEAR ON THAT DAY FROM AGES!
Even the mere thought of it filled my lungs with relief.. I gasped at the feeling on that day! Siblings are to be tortured and mine surely deserved it! I dressed up even before she woke up and hurried to the wedding hall. Alas! The look she gave me when she had to wear her old dress to the wedding was a feeling words can not describe! Oh! by the way i did not like the dress. Neither the colour nor its design urged any admiration. what made me wear it was my sibling and her cranky foolish remarks the other day.
1. I STILL HAD TO WIN THIS FIGHT!
This is no doubt the best way to irritate your sibling during an intense fight! What you have to do is extend your fingers and close your ear when she tries to explain her point or rather hum a tune so loudly that you can no longer hear her logical reasoning!
It is hard for me to confess it but this I do when all my logic has failed and I have finally realized that today is that rare occasion when she is correct. And then is when my ego comes in and compels me to win under all circumstances! And how can i, after such a ling fight back off? its not supposed to happen and it surely wont! She has never in her life indulged in fair play, then why should i?